how rude of me. that wonderful illustration you see above comes courtesy of marc alan fishman, from unshaven comics (marc@unshavencomicsonline.com). thanks duder.

youyouyouyouyknowwhofuckingrips you know who i fucking love? i fucking love maps & atlases.

they have managed to infiltrate infectious rhythms and crash-choke love circle melodies into the t/-\p rock i hold so near'n'dear. you knowhella, andbattles, andmarniestern, andminusthebear. those other bands that totally shred yet remain mostly under the radar, presupposing weak radar. fuck the dime, these dudes turn on a silva' dolla' - holla'. i have known them for a long time, and i'm certain that their new ep, you and me and the mountain, is but a speck of light illuminating a future oh-so bright. developing-singsing.

(refrain)

you know what else rips? my fucking H A I R.

free h.j. booth. incidentally, my initials.


two nights ago i discovered my lack of a humblenular lobe !--i n j o k e--! I See What You Did There.

who is you?
who are you?
who who,
'ohw ohw.



i-promise-i-won't-always-be-so-obtuse. knot hallways.